Warning - Do not Read while eating

Have you ever seen the movie "Baby Mama"? You know the part when Tiny Fey's sister is talking to her kid and asks "is that chocolate or is that poop?" and then licks it and says it's chocolate...

Well, yesterday after work I was sitting on the couch, eating my PB sammich and cuddling some pugs when I reached down between the couch cushions, to make sure I didn't leave any crumbs behind, and picked something up.

I looked at it. I smelled it. I looked at it some more (no, I did NOT lick it!) and I turned to Minus and said, "Is this poop?"

I have no idea if it was or not, but I wasn't going to take any chances!!! The likeliness of it being poop is far greater than I am comfortable with - so I pulled the carpet cleaner from the basement and went to town on the couch. Here it is after getting a good scrub down and rinse.

I still don't know if I am going to be able to lay down on it. Ever. Again.