ruby bleu asked...
Hi MeiMei...
I have a question for you. I think it's time that I get a sibling. How did it go when your pawrents brought Miko home? How did you adjust? I mean I like the idea of a little sister, but I'm worried I really might be only-child material! How do you do it?
Lots of Licks, Ruby
MeiMei: Well, after I was taken out of daycare... it was a crappy place... Literally... Poop everywhere... on the walls, on the people... no, I lie, it wasn't that bad, but I hated it, and mama and papa hated taking me there, but I digress... I was lonely and really bored during the days. Mama would have to take me for walkies for the better part of an hour, and I'd still be wound up like a wake-ups popping air traffic controller. So, they got the inkling to get me a kid sister to pal around with me during the days....
Miko: That was me right?
MeiMei: Right. So Mama and Papa started looking around at breeders, and found one up near Edmonton... which, trust me, is like totally far... had to hold my poop for ever...
Miko: I totally did that after I picked you guys.
MeiMei: You peed on my bed on the way home.
Miko: I totally held my poop though...
MeiMei: Sure. You hold onto that little fantasy.
Anyway. We went to this breeders place and there were these to little yappy puppies. I liked both of them, but I liked one better.
Miko: Me, right?
MeiMei: Sure, why not... anyway, one of them liked mama and papa a lot, and the other one, didn't care for people so much, so they brought the one that was whining and crying like a wee little baby to come and play with me again...
Miko: Totally wasn't...
MeiMei: Were too! Now stop interrupting!
Miko: Wasn't whining
MeiMei: So, well, Mama and Papa decided to see if it would work and that was that, I had a little sister.
I taught you a lot of stuff right away. How to sit, how to come when called, and how to beg. Most importantly, how to beg...
Miko: You took care of me those first few nights when I had to sleep alone for the first time.
MeiMei: I know, not a wink of sleep...
Miko: But it helped me a lot. Thank you.
MeiMei: You're welcome.
Miko: For the longest time we weren't kept together though.
MeiMei: No, we weren't. You were too small and, well, there was the Tail Incident.
Miko: The Tail Incident. You bit me on the tail, like the first week I was there. Hard.
MeiMie: Only once, and you started it!
Miko: I was the size of your head! You made me bleed!
MeiMei: I said I was sorry!
Miko: You got in so much trouble...
MeiMei: Yeah, I did. Thanks for that...
Miko: Didn't mean it.
MeiMei: I know. You're a good kid sister.
Miko: And after a few months, we were together pretty much full time.
MeiMei: Not a wink of sleep...
lex said...
Hi!
I was wondering why you chose to get a black pug instead of getting another fawn puggy?
Thanks!
Miko: They had no choice. I was just too awesome.
Minus: I wanted a fawn male, actually.
Miko: Papa! Say it ain't so.
Minus: I'm happy with our choice though.
Miko: Damn skippy. Me equals teh radness!
Minus: Well, she was pretty awesome.
MeiMei: I guess. Squeeked a lot though.
nevis said...
What are your favorite 5 movies...?
MeiMei: I think it would be easier to list movies I hate, or more to the point things in movies I hate: Dogs, any four legged animal really, anything walking on all fours, I'm looking at you Maggie Gylen.. Gilen... the chick from the Secretary... whatever here name is... jiggling bells, rattling keys, anything I have deemed to be "unnatural" such as anthropomorphic toasters, vacuums or other household appliances...
Minus: No problem with King Kong though...
MeiMei: No. You humans should breed your apes as large as possible. Huge monkeys crushing mid-30s New York. Awesome sauce.
Minus: What about you little one?
Miko: Anything with Ving Rhames or George Takai.
Minus: Like or dislike?
Miko: Haven't decided.
MeiMei: Mama and Papa watch a lot of talky talk movies though.
Miko: Mama likes the talk talk movies that make her cry.
MeiMei: Papa won't admit it, but he likes them too.
Minus: Lies. Foul lies.
kari said...
If you could have a discussion with anyone (past of present) who would your top 5 choices be?
MeiMei: I dunno. One of Palov's dogs, I guess.
Minus: Why?
MeiMei: Smack 'em around a little. Get their head's straight. Really, the shame of it all. Drooling at the sound of a bell...
Miko: I drool at the sound of a bowl clanging.
MeiMei: Well, you drool a lot.
Miko: True. I'd like to meet Gandhi
Minus: Why him?
Miko: Loved animals. Completely and totally. Said you could judge a society by how it treated it's animals. And totally into poop. I can relate to that.
MeiMei: He was not!
Miko: He was. Google it, if you don't believe me.
kari said...
How many pairs of shoes do you each own?
Miko: I think we each got, like two?
MeiMei: I had three. But I trashed a pair.
Miko: We hates them though.
MeiMei: Completely.
Miko: Mama and Papa have like a thousand
Minus: It's not a thousand.
Miko: Close to.
Minus: More like a hundred, though. Combined.
MeiMei: You have more than Mama though...
Minus: Probably.
MeiMei: ...most of them in boxes...
Minus: I like to keep them in good condition..
Miko: Papa's a weirdo.
kari said...
Besides pug kisses and love, do you collect anything and if so, what?
Minus: Debt, mostly.
Manda: Ditto, and an ever increasing amount of stress.
Miko: Allergies.
Manda: Hence the stress.
MeiMei: Things I will bark incessantly at.
liss said...
Where'd you get your cool statues in your masthead?
MeiMei: The what in the which now?
Miko: Where did those come from?
Manda: The magical land of eBay. They're Pug piggy-banks. Puggy-Banks, if you will.
Minus: We're becoming "those" people you know.
Manda: Embrace it. It'll make it easier.
julo said...
Hmm, well you're usually good about posting all the dirt on them. Is there any adorable quirks we haven't yet learned about yet (or it's been a while since you mentioned them last)? How long do their play sessions normally last for?
Miko: Anywhere from an hour to five minutes. It depends on how jazzed we are.
MieMei: Or how much you pissed me off.
Miko: That too
julo said...
Oh, I know! What do they do during the day when you're gone? Do they just sleep, or do they make a total mess a lot? Hehe. Just curious what I have to look forward to when we let Theo out of his pen.
MeiMei: Destruction you have heretofore never imagined.
Miko: Your house; the universe. Your dog; Shiva, destroyer of worlds.
Minus: You paint a subtle picture.
Miko: I just tell it like it is.
MeiMei: Actually we're in "our room" during the days.
Miko: Our big cage, more like.
MeiMei: Hence the quote thingies.
Minus: hey, your "cage" is the size of one of the bedrooms.
Miko: Does it have chain link? Check. Can we get out? No! Ergo, cage.
Minus: Spoilt little... you sleep most of the day!
Miko: Correction. All of the day.
clover said...
I am seconding Ruby's question - I am ready to be a big sister too! (I think.....)
Also, please tell us about MeiMei and Miko's favourite toys. :)
MeiMei: Miko. Or my monkey. Oh, how I miss monkey.
Manda: You ate his head.
MeiMei: Oh, how I miss his head...
Minus: And you, Miko?
Miko: I like my cell phone and my small monkey. Oh, and MeiMei too, I guess.
MeiMei: Oh, gee thanks...
clover said...
Mom would like to know how you were able to discover all of Miko's allergies. I have some allergies too, but we don't know what they all are...
Manda: Trial and error. We pulled them both off commercial dog food and switched to home cooked. That cleared up the poop problems, but them there was the itching and scratching, so we tried an elimination diet, which worked somewhat, but Miko also has environmental allergies.
MeiMei: The elimination diet tottaly sucked for me.
Minus: Yeah, but now you seem to have a problem with Yams.
MeiMei: Carbs make me fat.
Miko: Correction... fatter...
MeiMei: Eat my poop.
Miko: ...with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti...
Manda: You guys are gross.
Minus: But we love their itchy scratchy, weird poop little butts anyway.
MeiMei: Gotta love us. Pretty sure it's the law.
Manda: Anyway. Some of Miko's allergies are environmental. Even on various elimination diets we haven't been able to completely control her allergies. The only time they completely subside is when the furnace and A/C is complete off, which, in this climate is un-doable, but her major food allergies are pretty much under control. *fingers crossed*
Miko: What I lack in normal immunity, I make up for in preternatural cuteness.
dancesingarden said...
Ruby (black pug) would like to know which of your pugs snore the loudest, and if they delight in sneezing in your face to get your attention as much as she does?
Miko: MeiMei snores the loudest.
MeiMei: I gots mad snore skills.
Minus: Not a wink of sleep...
Manda: I let you sleep in on the weekends.
Minus: I know. You're awesome.
Manda: You know it.
MeiMei: We both relish sneezing in our parents faces, though.
Miko: It pretty much rules.
MeiMei: Especially when they just woke up.